Random Tuesday Thoughts
Random Tuesday Thoughts
I actually have a lot of random going through my head lately. How long has it been since I’ve done one. OK don’t think its best that way it makes my head hurt let’s just say it’s been too long.
Ready! OK! Ok seriously, I’ve been watching too much “Bring it on” lately. I am sooo not a cheerleader of any type.
I have sworn that I would never talk about poop but here is my issue. I have read where other Moms have done the same thing and after becoming a parent lookout here it comes. Poop becomes the topic of choice and OMG! I really don’t see me being any different. Oh, the shit is gonna roll. Pun intended…
I keep thinking about all the times that my new bundle of joy is going to flat out turn exorcist on me and how am I going to react to that one. I am not sure what is worse poop or puke. The thought of pea soup flying is just not my cup of tea or soup for that matter.
For those that actually know me you can only imagine how this child’s life if going to be. See, I happen to be one of those women that have an issue with kids playing. Let me explain before y’all kill me. When they play they seem to get dirty and well dirty kids are just that dirty and they leave little sticky, dirty hand, fingers and feet print everywhere. Oh did I mention we are having a boy so the first time he comes in with a damn bug or frog in his pocket I will shit my pants not his. I don’t like bugs. Oh, look we are talking about poop again. This is going great. Yeaaa!
OK, here is another thing bothering me. Are my boobs really going start leaking? I mean come’on they never have before and well I understand I am pregnant but they are not getting any bigger. So are they? I mean why they seriously have to leak. No one wants anything from them at the moment.
I was walking at the mall the other day (yes I was walking) and found these T-shirts that said “Miracle in the Makin” and “I am not Fat I am Pregnant.” So, I have decided that I want every one of these cotton pickin’ t-shirt because they are just so cute. I will go tomorrow just to get pictures and post them for you to see maybe for this Wednesday. I have to go anyway; I have to get my rings cleaned this month. YEAH! They will look all pretty and shiny. See it’s doesn’t take much to amuse me. I can usually keep myself and other’s occupied.
Well till next Tuesday… Hey if you wanna check out some great Random Tuesday check out Momspective and the Unmom.


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