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Random Tuesday Thoughts

I actually have a lot of random going through my head lately. How long has it been since I’ve done one. OK don’t think its best that way it makes my head hurt let’s just say it’s been too long.

Ready! OK! Ok seriously, I’ve been watching too much “Bring it on” lately. I am sooo not a cheerleader of any type.

I have sworn that I would never talk about poop but here is my issue. I have read where other Moms have done the same thing and after becoming a parent lookout here it comes. Poop becomes the topic of choice and OMG! I really don’t see me being any different. Oh, the shit is gonna roll. Pun intended…

I keep thinking about all the times that my new bundle of joy is going to flat out turn exorcist on me and how am I going to react to that one. I am not sure what is worse poop or puke. The thought of pea soup flying is just not my cup of tea or soup for that matter.

For those that actually know me you can only imagine how this child’s life if going to be. See, I happen to be one of those women that have an issue with kids playing. Let me explain before y’all kill me. When they play they seem to get dirty and well dirty kids are just that dirty and they leave little sticky, dirty hand, fingers and feet print everywhere. Oh did I mention we are having a boy so the first time he comes in with a damn bug or frog in his pocket I will shit my pants not his. I don’t like bugs. Oh, look we are talking about poop again. This is going great. Yeaaa!

OK, here is another thing bothering me. Are my boobs really going start leaking? I mean come’on they never have before and well I understand I am pregnant but they are not getting any bigger. So are they? I mean why they seriously have to leak. No one wants anything from them at the moment.

I was walking at the mall the other day (yes I was walking) and found these T-shirts that said “Miracle in the Makin” and “I am not Fat I am Pregnant.” So, I have decided that I want every one of these cotton pickin’ t-shirt because they are just so cute. I will go tomorrow just to get pictures and post them for you to see maybe for this Wednesday. I have to go anyway; I have to get my rings cleaned this month. YEAH! They will look all pretty and shiny. See it’s doesn’t take much to amuse me. I can usually keep myself and other’s occupied.

Well till next Tuesday… Hey if you wanna check out some great Random Tuesday check out Momspective and the Unmom.

I don’t even know where to start. It’s been a while since I actually sat down to write something. Of course, with it being Tuesday most of know what that means. Its “RANDOM TUESDAY THOUGHTS” I think that was my favorite of the day of the week because I could actually just be as random as possible.

Right now we know that I am totally consumed by being pregnant. I was so excited because it wasn’t supposed to happen and now I am absolutely terrified. The things running through my head are nuts and yes I know I need to consider all of them because they could happen eventually. What is I drop my baby? Will its head fall off; I mean I know it’s going to be real wobbly and what about the umbilical cord? Things aren’t supposed to fall off of babies.

The other thing is still baby related but just to sit and think about the miracle growing inside of me. I know it happens to most everyone at some point in their life but it crazy how there is a little human growing in my belly and one day it’s going to be as big as me.

Here is one for you… Everyone knows by knows by now I was really excited about losing 60 pounds. Well I was bound and determined to not gain it all back. In that department I am thinking I’m not doing so well. I think I have gained like 21 pounds. There is a good side to that at least it makes me feel better anyway. The Dr. had to change my blood pressure medicine because it had a water pills in it. Needless to say the first month after that change I gained 16 pounds so that wasn’t my fault. Right???

I need everyone’s help here. I don’t feel like cooking because I am always exhausted and I need to easy recipes or crock-pot meals to fix that are somewhat healthy because at this point my baby is going to want nothing but Mexican food. I have to have Mexican food.

I hope to be back up and running now that things have settled down a bit around here. The beginning of the month my mother-n-law passed away and we have been dealing with her estate. Boy, do I have some things to write about on that subject PLEASE EVERYONE GET PREPARED so that your loved ones don’t have to do it when you are gone. Joe is doing well; sometimes I think it hasn’t hit him but I am sure he misses her that was his momma. She is in a much better place and not in any pain. This summer we are going to have a cook-out in her honor (what she wanted) we just have to wait until it gets warmer and the baby is here.

I am so excited… YARD SALES are starting up. I have not been one to enjoy yard sales at all but with the baby coming look-out here I come. I want to be a “yardie” as my brother calls it. I can only imagine what I can buy. Just think, I am so glad we have a garage…

Till next time…

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My First Random Tuesday Thoughts in a few weeks.  Boy things have been hectic. I never dreamed I would have so many decisions to make and some people want to know things now. Don’t rush me people.

Yesterday I went to have my first Ultrasound done. I heard my baby’s heartbeat for the first time. It took everything I had not to cry. I have never heard something so beautiful. We also have the baby’s first picture. Ya’know in ultrasound pictures babies look like little aliens I thought I would feel different with mine but NOPE; still looks like a little alien but a cute little alien.

Joe (hubby) went with me yesterday he was amazed just like me. Ya’see they said I would never have kids so Joe and I had talked about adopting. Well, looks like we were blessed with one of our own and we get to experience the whole kit-n-kaboodle.

There is so much to learn and buy but I can’t buy anything till I find out what the baby is a boy or a girl. I personally don’t care just as long as it’s healthy. I would like to have one of both but that is not going to happen. I think after this I will get fixed. I am not getting any younger but I guess I need to talk to hubby about that one.

I do not think its fair that the baby knows if it’s a boy or girl and while living inside me I can’t know until the 22^nd of Feb. I truly think that is totally unfair. I should get to know now.

Hubby wants to know if the baby is going to be a bloggy baby. I told him probably, because I have my laptop and the baby can be right there with me. Surely, I will have some time to talk to everyone.

Hubby also asked me if something were to happen to us who would we want to take care of our baby. Ummm hello the baby isn’t born yet and do people still have god-parents.

How much do you know about the planning that was done before you were born. I know nothing. Take that back; I was told I was named after a convenient store clerk.

All this stuff going through my mind is making my head hurt. If any of you have any suggestion feel free to leave a comment. Help a girl out. I got a long way to go but at the rate of freaking out LORDY not sure I’m gonna make it. Lmao

Till next Tuesday

The last post I wrote well it’s been a while so I have a lot going on in head and is nothing but random. So here goes!
By now everyone knows I am pregnant. That is a big adjustment for me seriously life changing more than you can know. It was said we couldn’t have kids so to our suprise we are going to be parents. Now what? I know nothing and I mean nothing. So all help will be appreciated.
It’s so freaking cold I mean this morning I woke up to a temperature on like 13 with wind chill of 0. You can imagine I wasn’t happy. I have to say I am sorry to everyone that is colder than us.
I need to find a way to work from home and bring in some cash. I have tried to get a job at McDonalds but I guess I am either I am too old or something. Anyway, I am asking for y’alls help. I am not asking for you to give all your secrets but just a few to help someone get started.
OMG! I am seriously wanting some Mexican food right now. I love Mexican food the authentic stuff but I would even take the Tex-Mex stuff right now. Maybe I can have hubby meet me for lunch.
I am going to the mall today to walk at least that is the plan anyway. I will make it sometime I am sure. My dad is gonna go with me.
My friend Eva came over yesterday, it was great I don’t get to see her much and she lives close; but you know everyone has the hands full. It was just good to see her.

I have slot of posts scheduled so guess what that means? I’m baacckkkk! I will try to pit the linky up but I am not at home so it might be later. I am still trying to figure out this iPhone app. Till next time keep being random.

This has been an exciting, adventurous, crazy, obnoxious etc. few weeks. I want to tell you all I am sorry I haven’t been around. There has been a lot going on since my Cha’Turkey experience but I am not going to forget that Christmas is coming.

Some you know that my mom takes care of my papaw that has Alzheimer’s and I noticed last night that Darth Vader also lives with her. She has baby monitors in his room at night so she can get some sleep. Well last night he had a visitor I thought. I was hearing him snore and he sounds like Darth Vader. I was so waiting to hear “Luke I am your Father.”

Baby Monitors are hilarious. When you least expect it you will hear the strangest things. The one thing I didn’t expect to hear was him being in bed going to sleep and him saying “Well Shit, I farted.” Not sure who he was talking to but I couldn’t help but to laugh.

I am not thinking it’s to fair everyone up North is getting snow and I love the snow but right now I am down here in Florida helping my mom and enjoying the 80 degree weather. Y’all don’t freeze now ya’hear. I am missing the snow but not the cold weather if that makes any sense at all.

I had to buy a pair of pants yesterday. Everyone has heard I am still losing but I fell in the “Can’t see it” funk. Yesterday I tried on a pair of pants size 20. THEY FIT! I was so excited. I picked up a pair of jeans and didn’t try them on. They are 18/20’s Guess what? I am taking them back because they are too big. WOOT!! More about that on Friday.

I am not going to put up a Christmas tree this year. Well, I want to but I don’t have room. I have this giant TV in my living room that is broke and well I can’t have it fix till after the New Year so  I am stuck with two 50’ TV’s right now. The meaning is there right. I mean, I know that is not what Christmas is about so I might be ok with it in a few days.

I was talking to my papaw last night about our family and I found out thing I am not sure I want to know. I just found out that we ran a “Whore House” in New Orleans. OMG! I so didn’t need to know that. Don’t hold it against me I had nothing to do with it. Just think, I thought my family was boring. That was just the beginning of what I found out last night. No ya’ll are hearing the rest; at least right now. I got to let that stuff sink in. HOLY COW!!!

Tomorrow’s Wordless Wednesday Post might be at noon. I’ll try to do it early. I have a special/fun picture to show you but I haven’t taken it yet. HA!  Needless to say I am going someplace special tomorrow. Keep watching.

Tune in next Tuesday for some more “Random Tuesday Thoughts” after this trip you never know what you’re going to find out about me. HA!